Brad BoneyAncient Chinese proverb, ” he said, heading toward the kitchen.“ He who butt-fucks all night wakes up with sore asshole.
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This is a proverb that has been well known in the English-speaking world for generations. Certainly, the idea of waking up with an itchy asshole would be enough to make any man want to sleep in until he could get his morning wood. The proverb’s meaning, however, goes beyond that. It makes us think about all the wonderful things that people who are butt-fucked all night do get to experience. They see all the amazing sights, meet interesting people, and get to taste foods they otherwise never would have had access to.
Source: The Nothingness Of Ben
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